6-PACK · OPEN-SOURCE RECIPES
The lineup
Six small-batch brews, each documented on the label. Pick your protocol.
16oz Cans◆
Cold-Chain Verified◆
Zero Downtime◆
Fresh Batch Weekly◆
16oz Cans◆
Cold-Chain Verified◆
Zero Downtime◆
Fresh Batch Weekly◆
4.7%CRISP
LOCALHOST LAGER
CLASSIC PILSNER
Runs clean on any machine. Bready, snappy, and reliably crushable — no dependencies required.
ABV 4.7%IBU 18
16oz · 6-PACK · PAIRS WITH: FRIED ANYTHING
6.8%HOPPY
ROOT ACCESS IPA
WEST COAST IPA
Full permissions granted. Dank, piney and resinous — not afraid of your palate or your sudo.
ABV 6.8%IBU 65
16oz · 6-PACK · PAIRS WITH: SPICY TACOS
5.4%HAZY
404 HAZY
HAZY PALE ALE
Page not found — flavor definitely was. Juicy, pillowy and tropical with a soft, hazy pour.
ABV 5.4%IBU 30
16oz · 4-PACK · PAIRS WITH: MANGO & CHILI
9.2%BIG
KERNEL PANIC
IMPERIAL STOUT
Total system meltdown in a glass. Roasty and boozy with dark chocolate and espresso. Reboot required.
ABV 9.2%IBU 55
12oz · 4-PACK · PAIRS WITH: FLOURLESS CAKE
5.1%SMOOTH
HANDSHAKE HEFE
HEFEWEIZEN
Connection established. Banana, clove and a cloudy, wheat-soft pour. TLS not required.
ABV 5.1%IBU 12
16oz · 6-PACK · PAIRS WITH: PRETZELS
6.2%DARK
COLD BREW PROTOCOL
COFFEE PORTER
Runs quietly in the background all night. Cold-press coffee, dark cocoa and a smooth, roasty finish.
ABV 6.2%IBU 40
16oz · 6-PACK · PAIRS WITH: LATE NIGHTS
COMING SOON · v2.6
Garbage
Collector
Barrel-aged wild sour. We reclaim what other breweries throw out — funky, tart, and shipping this fall.
Thirsty yet?
Find a fridge near you, or ping us for the next batch drop.
FIND US NEARBY ↗