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The lineup

Six small-batch brews, each documented on the label. Pick your protocol.

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4.7%CRISP

LOCALHOST LAGER

CLASSIC PILSNER

Runs clean on any machine. Bready, snappy, and reliably crushable — no dependencies required.

ABV 4.7%IBU 18
16oz · 6-PACK · PAIRS WITH: FRIED ANYTHING
6.8%HOPPY

ROOT ACCESS IPA

WEST COAST IPA

Full permissions granted. Dank, piney and resinous — not afraid of your palate or your sudo.

ABV 6.8%IBU 65
16oz · 6-PACK · PAIRS WITH: SPICY TACOS
5.4%HAZY

404 HAZY

HAZY PALE ALE

Page not found — flavor definitely was. Juicy, pillowy and tropical with a soft, hazy pour.

ABV 5.4%IBU 30
16oz · 4-PACK · PAIRS WITH: MANGO & CHILI
9.2%BIG

KERNEL PANIC

IMPERIAL STOUT

Total system meltdown in a glass. Roasty and boozy with dark chocolate and espresso. Reboot required.

ABV 9.2%IBU 55
12oz · 4-PACK · PAIRS WITH: FLOURLESS CAKE
5.1%SMOOTH

HANDSHAKE HEFE

HEFEWEIZEN

Connection established. Banana, clove and a cloudy, wheat-soft pour. TLS not required.

ABV 5.1%IBU 12
16oz · 6-PACK · PAIRS WITH: PRETZELS
6.2%DARK

COLD BREW PROTOCOL

COFFEE PORTER

Runs quietly in the background all night. Cold-press coffee, dark cocoa and a smooth, roasty finish.

ABV 6.2%IBU 40
16oz · 6-PACK · PAIRS WITH: LATE NIGHTS
COMING SOON · v2.6

Garbage
Collector

Barrel-aged wild sour. We reclaim what other breweries throw out — funky, tart, and shipping this fall.

FALL
'26

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